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BigMouth Inc. The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre – Funny Weatherproof Garden Decoration, Makes a Great Gag Gift – 9″ Tall

Cats are known to be cute and cuddly until you rub them the wrong way and then BAM – cat attack! Gnomes are treated no differently by these furry felines. Standing approximately 9″ tall, BigMouth Inc.’s The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre is a twisted version of an iconic garden gnome statue and makes a perfect gag gift for any gift giving occasion. Made of durable cast poly resin, this lawn gnome statue can remain outdoors while withstanding the elements all year long. But, this garden gnome statue is not limited to outdoor spaces. This comical gnome statue accentuates indoor spaces like display shelves, office desks, and more! Spice up your garden, yard, or indoor spaces with BigMouth Inc.’s collection of hilarious garden gnome sculptures! With these one of a kind garden gnome statues, you are sure to find the perfect lawn ornament to meet your decorative needs. But, beware of counterfeits and knockoffs! Only products sold by BigMouth Inc. are guaranteed genuine.

Product Features

  • HILARIOUS GARDEN GNOME: You can take a cat out of a fight, but you can’t take the fight out of the cat! This hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome decoration is perfect for the jokesters in your life.
  • WEATHERPROOF: This lawn gnome statue is made of durable cast poly resin so that it can remain outdoors while withstanding the elements all year long.
  • ACCENTUATES ANY SPACE: Standing 9″ tall, BigMouth Inc’s The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre statue is not limited to outdoor spaces. This eye-catching sculpture accentuates indoor spaces like display shelves and desks, as well!
  • MAKES A GREAT GAG GIFT: The Cat Garden Gnome Massacre sculpture makes a hilarious present for any gift giving occasion and is sure to be loved by cat lovers of all ages!
  • COLLECT THEM ALL: Spice up your garden, yard, or indoor spaces with BigMouth Inc.’s collection of one of a kind garden gnome sculptures. From Ninja Gnomes to Selfie Gnomes you are sure to find the perfect lawn statue to meet your decorative needs!

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Indoor/Outdoor Herb Garden Kit – Classic Wood Planter Box with Herb Seeds, Plant Stakes and Expanding Wondersoil – 16″ Long x 6″ Wide x 6″ Tall (Will fit in windowsill up to 6″ deep) -Antiqued Wood

A vintage / antiqued herb garden kit hand made in the USA. These pine boxes are assembled on the same machines that have been used to create authentic apple crates in Wenatchee, WA for decades.This more labor intensive technique of creating high quality boxes has been abandoned by most box producers in favor of mechanized assembly lines. Each one of these boxes is held together with nails that are proven to outlast new low quality boxes held together with staples or weak glue. Each box has been individually inspected for quality assurance before being stained by hand.

The mark of the craftsmen is then sealed onto each box with a glowing hot branding iron. These indoor garden boxes can be placed on a window-sill, above your kitchen sink or under a grow light for year-round growing. Each box is lined with a plastic tray that ensures the water will stay inside your planter. You can plant your favorite seeds or starters in this box.

Just add water to the expanding Wondersoil, add seeds, put under a grow light or in a sunny spot and watch your herbs grow! Slate plant marker, chalk and growing/setup instructions included.

Product Features

  • HANDMADE IN USA: Our herb kits are assembled by hand in Wenatchee, WA from high quality pine and fir wood. The planter boxes are hand stained and held together with 12 hand-pounded nails (not cheap glue or staples) and come with all the necessary accessories.
  • GROW 5 POPULAR CULINARY HERBS: Includes seeds for Sweet Basil, Bouquet Dill, Cilantro, Parsley and Oregano.
  • GREAT GIFT OR INDOOR DECOR: This herb kit is “antiqued” using a custom 3-step process to give each box a unique, classic look. A perfect accent to your vibrant kitchen. These indoor garden kits also make a great gift that can be enjoyed by both kids and adults.
  • SOIL & PLANTING INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDED: This box comes with a bag of expanding “Wonder” soil (just add water!). The soil is a fertile bed for growing your favorite veggies, flowers or herbs. Simply add water. Planting instructions and beautiful slate plant markers with chalk are included.
  • DIMENSIONS: 16″ Long x 6″ Wide x 6″ Tall (will fit in windowsill up to 6″ deep)